Lockdown haikus

Pilates are great

Except when they hurt your back

Ow ow ow ow ow

My flat is tiny

No space to do pilates

Even. Woe is me. 

Working from home is

A mixed bag. I like getting

Up late. But lonely. 

It’s so sunny yo!

But I have to stay indoors. 

Until my lunchbreak. 

Lunchbreaks are so short!

I want more sun in the park

Please! Stupid virus. 

Should I swap my sword 

And staff for a pilates

Mat and stretchy band?

Why is my flat so

Damn small! I want to throw all

My stuff away. Woo!

I miss improv but

I get anxious easily

Pilates is good

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